"I've Been Retired for Four Days Now"

I'm not a big fan of the lottery. I almost never, ever play.

Okay, maybe a couple of times when one of the huge powerball lotteries has gone over a couple of million I'll plunk down a couple of bucks on a quick pick.

But you have to get a grin out of 8 regular joes at a meat packing plant in Nebraska hitting the big jackpot. $15 Million each, not bad.

Here's to those guys. Spend the money well.

I'm guessing at least one of them will buy season tickets to the Cornhuskers games. Go big red!